i’m literally criyng right now oh ymg od this is way too sad
“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer
panic! at the doorway
well at least someone closed the goddamn door
"what’s your favorite game?"
*buys kinky bra for looking hot in front of the mirror at 3am by yourself*
Yvette Nicole Brown Responds to the NY Times’s portrayal of Shonda Rhimes as an “Angry Black Woman”
‘hi i haven’t talked to you in five weeks but we’re still best friends’: a story about me and human interaction.
i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears
and they’re like WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!!?! It’s because you’re fucking yelling at me you shithead
i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich
It’s night time somewhere